Friday, April 29, 2005

How Bad Can It Get? Cue The Rev. Al

Well, boy and girls in today's Tribune article TBR finally reveals to us why he is so angry so much of his life. He devotes four whole paragraphs of his article telling us how his first grade experience warped his entire existence. It seems that Sister Mary Dahmer (no doubt Jeffery’s sister also) at the St. Sebastians intimidated him so much that the experience carried over to the fifth grade--which he flunked. Folks, the nuns paddled his widdle butt. Imagine what a military boot camp would have done to this guy! Such a man!!

Folks doesn't this guy remind you of the fat guy in the Capital One TV advertisement wearing the yellow shirt? He shrieks and runs when he thinks he is going to get his butt whipped? Ole TBR just hides in his cubicle down at the Trib and flails away with his word processor. I'll bet he even wears yellow shirts to work.

In his article TBR even takes on the Rev. Al Sharpton. Now ole Rev. Al is a true soul mate of TBR in philosophy. But today TBR was a little more angry than usual and he just struck out at the first person that came to mind. He will probably apologize to Rev. Al privately.


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