Friday, May 06, 2005

Why So Mad? She Didn’t Run Away From You (5/6/05)

In this column ole TBR is thumping the walls of his cubicle again. He takes on the runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks problem—and solves it.

In this column, speaking for Jennifer Wilbanks, he states, “I’m about to enter into a lifetime commitment with a nice guy maybe, but I don’t feel like waking up next to Jed Clampett for the next forty years.” TBR doesn’t think very much of the Jed Clampett or the Gomer Pyle types of the world. In his own words he thinks the rest of us are “,,,,(the public is) more gullible than a Muppet.” Aw, shucks, he doesn’t even think very much of his own twenty-two year old son’s brains. No matter that in the end Gomer and Jed always managed to outsmart fat guy types wearing yellow shirts.

You see folks, the Socialists/Liberals of the world like TBR view the rest of us as pretty much undeserving of our place on the planet. But, since we are here, we need them to show us the joys of cynicism and arrogance.

A few months back TBR had bypass surgery to correct years of oinking. The rumor is that he is writing a book that he will title “My Infallible Method For Avoiding Bypass Surgery”.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

A Possible Win, If The Wolves Help Out (5/4/2005)

Today's column? Booooring. Man, what was that all about? About the only thing going on in that column was the expression of his willingness to become Mayor Pam's butt-boy.

And his misuse of the language when he states, "...focusing on the 100-year-old vacated federal courthouse building....". Huh? Has the court house been vacated for a hundred years? Or did he mean to say the “vacated 100-year-old courthouse”? For a man that is very impressed with his word processor rants one would think he could command the language a little better. Oh well, the Trib wouldn’t have hired him if he had real journalistic skills.

Monday, May 02, 2005

Laying Down One's Life For Porky Pig (May 2, 2005)

In today’s column TBR exposes to us what he, and all socialist/liberals, think of the rest of us. In his column he makes the statement, “All this folderol over the constitution could have been avoided if: A) the Florida Legislature did its job and/or B) the public wasn’t more gullible than a Muppet.”

There you have it. If the public agrees with them they (the public) are wise and insightful. If, however, they don’t agree with them they are “….more gullible than a Muppet”. This statement goes to the heart of what Socialism/Liberalism is all about. They truly believe that the common man is too stupid to govern himself through democracy and free enterprise. Only socialism with its elite ruling class is capable of governing. Only they have access to morality with its changing tides.

This is why TBR stays in a constant snit. He constantly calls those who disagree with his point-of-view names of disparagement. He calls it a “style of writing”. He even refers to himself as the “Mahatma of Metaphors”. But folks, it’s nothing more than cowardice in its purest form. He hides in his cubicle and flails away at his word processor. Now I know ole TBR won’t mind being called a coward. After all, it’s just a style of writing.